Do you cum on...

Ants in My Pants · 10-15-2002, 08:36 PM

I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.

virgingrrl · 10-15-2002, 08:36 PM

i bought a vibrator! i think it needs a name....

Maynard · 10-15-2002, 08:37 PM

Pedro. :rofl:

virgingrrl · 10-15-2002, 08:38 PM

:thumbs-up:

LyricalGomez · 10-15-2002, 08:39 PM

That smiley sure gets alot of use

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 08:40 PM

Pedro was my eggplants name, :disappointed:

I am begining to think Ants is a virgin.

and yes, I get massive trajectory. I hit the playstation from 15 feet away a couple weeks ago.

Maynard · 10-15-2002, 08:41 PM

Yeah...but did you throw it Silence of the Lambs style?

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 08:47 PM

I came in my own mouth, porno style.

drusilla · 10-15-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.

seriously, where would you find the time?

Galt · 10-15-2002, 09:08 PM

I don't masturbate anymore.

LZMF1 · 10-15-2002, 09:18 PM

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 09:28 PM

I came 15 feet, I might be in contention here.

Maynard · 10-15-2002, 09:37 PM

Quote:42.7mph.

My new hero!

LZMF1 · 10-15-2002, 09:38 PM

horst put up some imressive numbers!

QuickStop · 10-15-2002, 09:43 PM

he needs a kryptonite condom

Maynard · 10-15-2002, 09:46 PM

Not kryptonite. Just kevlar.

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 09:50 PM

With practice I shall make his record look like childs play.

LyricalGomez · 10-15-2002, 09:58 PM

Oh great, he now has another excuse for jacking off

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 10:00 PM

I'm gonna go and practice now.

I will bring you my results when I am finished.

LZMF1 · 10-15-2002, 11:37 PM

gonz how are you going to get the muzzle velocity reading?

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