i just got a job as a barrista at PJs coffe shop and lounge

[coppelia]

I am also known as Ken Devourer of Worlds.

sounds like the title of a really really fat man

[Ken'sPen]

a really really fat man.... with power!

[coppelia]

a really really fat man.... with power!

then it would seem to me that you would have titties of your own to obsess over

[Ken'sPen]

hopefully your's are less hairy.

[coppelia]

hopefully your's are less hairy.

ok.... ew.

[Arpikarhu]

when did the word barrista replace waitress?

[Goatweed]

when they thought it would help justify a price of $3 for a cup of coffee.

[Mad]

Isn't waitress just a code word for cum dumpster?

[coppelia]

when did the word barrista replace waitress?

i mean i'm not this serious but I googled the definition:

Definitions of barrista on the Web:

A person trained in the art of making espresso coffee drinks. Considered an art throughout the world, the skills of blending the espresso shot with properly frothed milk are patiently practiced to achieve the well-respected title.

[coppelia]

oh ps... changing it back was just so mean

[HollywoodJewMoses]

instead of coffee, how about you just squirt into a cup for me?

[Arpikarhu]

so you make coffee for people and give it to them?

waitress

[coppelia]

so you make coffee for people and give it to them?

waitress

i'm really ok with that term too... i was just trying to be helpful and improve your vocabulary.

[Mad]

Are you a squirter as well?

[coppelia]

i mean i'm just trying to talk about coffee....

[Arpikarhu]

so you make coffee for people and give it to them?

waitress

i'm really ok with that term too... i was just trying to be helpful and improve your vocabulary.

my vocabulary needs no help

[coppelia]

so you make coffee for people and give it to them?

waitress

i'm really ok with that term too... i was just trying to be helpful and improve your vocabulary.

my vocabulary needs no help

*pats on head* aw... well good for you...

[Adolf]

Arpi is trying to talk down to you cause he thinks you're like some other 30 somethings who try to make waitressing seem like a career.

It's ok, shes actually still in school.

and I pawed her first, so fuck off lunch boy.

[Arpikarhu]

you are mistaken about my intentions. i just want this semantics nonsense to stop. barrista = coffee waitress.

[coppelia]

actually i would think that barrista is closer to a coffee bartender then a coffee waitress.... i stand behind a coffee bar... make the drinks and hand them over a counter... waitresses have to walk to tables... take orders... bring it back to someone else to actually fill them... etc...

so i mean if you really want to get picky about it... you're still wrong.