state of the union

Adolf · 01-31-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:Bush to Say 'America Is Addicted to Oil' in Talk
AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - President Bush, in a push to take charge of the election-year agenda, is expected to say Tuesday that "America is addicted to oil" and must break its dependence on foreign suppliers in unstable parts of the world. In his State of the Union address, Bush also is expected to renew his commitment to the central pledge of his inaugural address. "Our nation is committed to an historic, long-term goal — we seek the end of tyranny in our world," he plans to say. "The future security of America depends on it."

he will also say that junkies are addicted to drugs, its a long term goal but we gotta get them off the drugs and on the sauce.

Mad · 01-31-2006, 11:52 PM

Should I puke now or later?

drusilla · 01-31-2006, 11:57 PM

i hope he lets everyone know that keyser sucks more than he does.

Mad · 02-01-2006, 12:02 AM

That should be his main focus, after all the State of CDIH is much more important then some dumb ass on a world conquest.

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2006, 12:12 AM

agreed!

Keyser Soze · 02-01-2006, 12:22 AM

<- weapon of mass desucktion.

Mad · 02-01-2006, 12:26 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:<- weapon of mass desucktion.

Wow, your approval ratings are at an all time low with that mega dud.

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2006, 12:32 AM

we told you! he is really awful.

Goatweed · 02-01-2006, 01:48 AM

I thought this was gonna be a state of the board address.

Mad · 02-01-2006, 01:55 AM

Keyser had his account hijacked by someone who is less funny then him.

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2006, 01:57 AM

that would have to be one unfunny person

diceisgod · 02-01-2006, 01:58 AM

can't wait! the bullshit fest is almost here!

diceisgod · 02-01-2006, 02:13 AM

yeah let's show all the smokes in the room after he mentioned King's wife!

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2006, 02:16 AM

3 1/2 minutes, first 9/11 reference

diceisgod · 02-01-2006, 02:28 AM

I think Sara Jo's gonna get herself a nice little presidential boinking later tonight

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2006, 02:33 AM

he introduces the family of a dead soldier and then smiles and winks during the applause.

diceisgod · 02-01-2006, 02:44 AM

Bunch of fucking fluff. We can do better then this.

DIG and Arpi in 2008!

diceisgod · 02-01-2006, 02:49 AM

haha he fucked up his key soundbite "America is ader...addicted to oil"

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2006, 02:56 AM

he has said absolutely nothing!

alot of bland generalizations and flag waving propoganda.

not one thing of substance.

this is a waste of my time.

diceisgod · 02-01-2006, 03:09 AM

leave poor Bland out of this.

BOOM!