Lets just get it straight

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:08 PM

Dear Members,

This message board is the high point of my life and it is all I have to validate my existence. I am a pathetic piece of trash who needs to be coddled constantly.

Love,
-GS

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:09 PM

P.S. - I wanna fuck my mother.

Keyser Soze · 02-24-2006, 08:09 PM

we know

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:10 PM

P.P.S - I just pissed in the sink again.

Goatweed · 02-24-2006, 08:11 PM

I thought you shit the sink?

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:12 PM

That's fuckin stupid, why would I shit in the sink?

Also I have learned that I need to wash off any pubic hairs that may fall into the sink, it would be a giveaway.

Buttmunch · 02-24-2006, 08:16 PM

Since when do you care about a "giveaway"?

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:21 PM

I gotta maintain some sort of decency at work.

Goatweed · 02-24-2006, 08:24 PM

so spill some more coffee.

Keyser Soze · 02-24-2006, 08:27 PM

fucking animal

HedCold · 02-24-2006, 08:28 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:I gotta maintain some sort of decency at work.

its sure going to be something when someone reads your internet logs

Goatweed · 02-24-2006, 08:29 PM

I know, what kinda savage pisses and/or shits in a sink???

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:30 PM

HedCold Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I gotta maintain some sort of decency at work.
its sure going to be something when someone reads your internet logs

well this week my boss is on vacation, so day posting is gonna be out for me next week. Enjoy it while you can, you fucks!

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:31 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:fucking animal

now we're talking, there's a fuckin compliment, that's more like it.

Goatweed · 02-24-2006, 08:32 PM

tell your boss to fuck off and that you'll do as you fuckin' please.

Keyser Soze · 02-24-2006, 08:32 PM

i hope someone pisses in your coffee

Ken'sPen · 02-24-2006, 08:32 PM

well this thread was enlightening.....

When will Arpi post his "I got 85% of the genetic makeup of a woman" thread?

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:33 PM

Goatweed Wrote:tell your boss to fuck off and that you'll do as you fuckin' please.

I'm conducting phone interviews while i'm posting, so im still doing all my work. The only problem is that his desk is right next to mine, so he had a constant view of my monitor.

Keyser Soze · 02-24-2006, 08:34 PM

so what, tell him you're wooing potential clients. harvesting leads on message boards.

GonzoStyle · 02-24-2006, 08:36 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:i hope someone pisses in your coffee

I have my own personal coffee and espresso machine now, so when I spill it, I am only spilling mine.

He said he got it for me as a gift for the good work I been doing, I think he just got it for me, so i'd stop spilling everyone elses coffee.