Only one black man in Minnesota now...

Gooch · 03-07-2006, 02:05 AM

<a class="postlink" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/03/06/obit.puckett.ap/index.html?cnn=yes">http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/b ... ml?cnn=yes</a>

Kirby Puckett dead.

Black Lazerus · 03-07-2006, 02:07 AM

who's the other

Gooch · 03-07-2006, 02:08 AM

Prince

HollywoodJewMoses · 03-07-2006, 03:00 AM

what about kevin garnett?

Keyser Soze · 03-07-2006, 03:15 AM

dante culpepper

TheGMANN · 03-07-2006, 03:29 AM

Your joke is flawed. Hugely.

Keyser Soze · 03-07-2006, 03:30 AM

Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis

Gooch · 03-07-2006, 04:07 AM

TheGMANN Wrote:Your joke is flawed. Hugely.

tell that to Chris Rock

Galt · 03-07-2006, 04:11 AM

He obviously sold his soul to the devil for baseball skills

His last year in the league, he got hit in the jaw with a pitch and bled all over home plate. Then he got glaucoma, then he had a stroke and died. All three completely unrelated.

Keyser Soze · 03-07-2006, 04:42 AM

he got really fat too

The Sleeper · 03-07-2006, 04:53 AM

someone made this exact joke on another message board i frequent. was this in some mass e-mail for bad posters?

HedCold · 03-07-2006, 05:08 AM

its great hearing about how everyone whos ever met him thought he was a great guy. i guess his wife doesn't count as everyone

<a class="postlink" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2003/03/11/si_puckett/">http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseba ... i_puckett/</a>

Puckett’s ex-wife, Tonya, divorced him in December, barely a year after she told police that he threatened to kill her during a telephone conversation. Over the years, she told SI, Puckett had also tried to strangle her with an electrical cord, locked her in the basement and used a power saw to cut through a door after she had locked herself in a room. Once, she said, he even put a cocked gun to her head while she was holding their young daughter.

TheGMANN · 03-07-2006, 05:10 AM

The Sleeper Wrote:someone made this exact joke on another message board i frequent. was this in some mass e-mail for bad posters?

Bored Planet

HedCold · 03-07-2006, 05:12 AM

i just saw it on another message board too

GonzoStyle · 03-07-2006, 05:45 AM

It's a chris rock joke from "bring the pain", fuckin losers.

Galt · 03-07-2006, 06:12 AM

So my three things, plus his wife outed him as a wife beater, and he also was arrested as a molester.

Basically in the last 10 years he's had the worst life ever. I'd rather be living in Abu Girab.

Gooch · 03-07-2006, 12:29 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:It's a chris rock joke from "bring the pain", fuckin losers.

fuckin kids these days know nothing besides Dane Cook. sigh

Sloatsburgh · 03-07-2006, 02:17 PM

Galt Wrote:So my three things, plus his wife outed him as a wife beater, and he also was arrested as a molester.

Basically in the last 10 years he's had the worst life ever. I'd rather be living in Abu Girab.

But you want panties on your head.

TheGMANN · 03-07-2006, 04:06 PM

Gooch Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:It's a chris rock joke from "bring the pain", fuckin losers.

fuckin kids these days know nothing besides Dane Cook. sigh

Dane Cook has never made me laugh. All hype.

Gooch · 03-07-2006, 04:11 PM

TheGMANN Wrote:
Gooch Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:It's a chris rock joke from "bring the pain", fuckin losers.

fuckin kids these days know nothing besides Dane Cook. sigh

Dane Cook has never made me laugh. All hype.

completely agree.