Stupid homeless people - This is why your homeless

PatCooper · 11-08-2002, 10:48 PM

Today on the way home from work. I'm riding the staten island ferry. Everyone is standing outside getting ready to get off and this homeless fellow yells out" Did anyone lose some keys?" So of course the majority of people start checking to see if they did. This one gentleman replys "I did" "Their mine". So the homless man starts to make his way to this guy. Gives him the keys and asks him "Do you think you can give me a buck for em?" A dollar??????? Stupid ass... You could have asked for more than a dollar. The guy would have given you anything for his keys back. This is why your homeless you have no concept of money and the value of it. What are you gonna buy for a dollar dummy?

HedCold · 11-08-2002, 11:04 PM

maybe it was his way of being nice and hoping that would lead to more

Austin · 11-08-2002, 11:06 PM

Quote:What are you gonna buy for a dollar dummy?

20 minutes with 10-10-220. :thumbs-up:

GonzoStyle · 11-08-2002, 11:29 PM

Or you could dial down the center with 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T

Brokenjaw · 11-08-2002, 11:36 PM

PatCooper · 11-08-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:maybe it was his way of being nice and hoping that would lead to more

Ok but he coulda gotten atleast a ten spot from the dude. The man needed his keys to unlock his bike from the rail anyways. If he didnt have his keys he woulda had to leave the bike.

PlasticMan · 11-08-2002, 11:59 PM

On the other hand, a truly "nice" person just would have returned the keys. No charge.

FAST FREDDY · 11-09-2002, 12:17 AM

For $1.00, you could by a bic pen, stab some Asshole in the neck with it and steal his wallet. Now thats a money making pyramid!

PatCooper · 11-09-2002, 12:37 AM

Quote:20 minutes with 10-10-220.

Yeah im sure the homeless are really thinking about collect calls.

JerseyThunder · 11-09-2002, 05:53 AM

Some fucking wetback rand my doorbell today asking about a room for rent. I told him to go look in the paper. I almost felt sorry for him....then I started drinking and it went away. :thumbs-up:

crx girl · 11-09-2002, 08:34 AM

omg freddy just made me laugh. i must be high

The Sleeper · 11-11-2002, 08:11 AM

If a homeless guy charged me for anything I would punch him.

Teenweek · 11-11-2002, 12:56 PM

If the guy had my keys, I would have taken a bat to his head.

PatCooper · 11-11-2002, 09:21 PM

It's alot less stressful just to give the guy a dollar.

Galt · 11-11-2002, 09:25 PM

I choose to ignore their existence. I also choose to live in areas where I don't have to be exposed to their putrid filth.

Sloatsburgh · 11-11-2002, 09:25 PM

Yeah, but you then have to throw the keys out because you know the guy hasn't washed his hands in years.

PatCooper · 11-11-2002, 09:27 PM

Quote:I also choose to live in areas where I don't have to be exposed to their putrid filth

When did you move out of the united states?

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-11-2002, 09:28 PM

Quote:Yeah, but you then have to throw the keys out because you know the guy hasn't washed his hands in years.

yeah or just clean them, either way

Sloatsburgh · 11-11-2002, 09:40 PM

PC, it's amazing how clean everything is where trees grow.

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-12-2002, 03:42 AM

Homeless people are good....they ensure that I have a job. Please do not feed or house them.