Now that Keyser has hit rock bottom

[GonzoStyle]

I think he will finally begin to make his ascent back into his old form, he can't sink any lower at this point. It has been a rocky and mostly painful journey over the last year or so, I believe in keyser and think he can make a comeback.

[The Sleeper]

he had an old form?

[Keyser Soze]

yeah im gonna need to know what im aiming for here.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

u guyz are just jealouz of his saaaaawwwseech.

now watch keyser try to make a joke, as he denies he is embarassed about this.

[Keyser Soze]

id be embarrased if i had to walk around with your honker.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

oh man now i have to go kill myself

[Keyser Soze]

you have a winning personality which makes up for it.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

im surprised you even know how to spell personality.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah im gonna need to know what im aiming for here.

try not showing your cock on the internet for the next week.

[Keyser Soze]

thats like telling michelangelo not to paint.

[The Jays]

I thought he just painted that one thing that one time.

[Rooner]

Yes, Im quite disappointed in the man that Keyser has become.

[Goatweed]

I'd expect it of other people, but not Keyser - even though he loves the camera I never thought he'd go the Froy route & expose (OMGPUN!) himself in such a way.

[Gooch]

the burn, by some looked-down-upon O&A pest, is what makes it so golden.

[Goatweed]

why hasn't this news made it to the front page of OAU yet?

[Gooch]

keyser still thinks he got one over on anthony getting info that was actually known by many for years already. Spaz left, threatened to sue. name was taken off-air (thus off-site per request) is standard operating procedure for a radio corp.

[TheGMANN]

Oh he's a crafty one alright.

[GonzoStyle]

I thought he just painted that one thing that one time.

it's keyser, let it be.

[Black Lazerus]

this is 10000000000³ worse than the suzie thing

[Gooch]

justice knows no bounds.