hedcold's unemployment log, exciting play by play

[HedCold]

update!

for 4 hours i played 3-6 limit at the taj with a bunch of old people who played the most straight forward boring poker ever, and i won a cool 6 bucks

[Keyser Soze]

you will wind up a degenerate like sleeper. except sleeper has a job, which makes you a bigger degenerate.

[Hoon]

seriously. i bet he's masturbated so much, his penis just dry heaves now.

[Ronin]

for 4 hours i played 3-6 limit at the taj with a bunch of old people who played the most straight forward boring poker ever, and i won a cool 6 bucks

kinda like peering into the future, huh?

[The Sleeper]

update!

for 4 hours i played 3-6 limit at the taj with a bunch of old people who played the most straight forward boring poker ever, and i won a cool 6 bucks

what do you expect at a limit table?

[HedCold]

just booked my trip to vegas, leaving next weds. huzzah!

[BirdyP]

You know for a non-working person, you seem to frequent gambling spots. Thats good money.

I was in the gamblin spot/
heard the intricate plot/
these niggaz want to stiick ya like fly paper/
please slow down nigga and drop the caper/
remember them niggaz from the hills that you chill wit/
shootin the dice wit, smoke weed and got nice wit?

[GonzoStyle]

You know for a non-working person, you seem to frequent gambling spots. Thats good money.

I was in the gamblin spot/
heard the intricate plot/
these niggaz want to stiick ya like fly paper/
please slow down nigga and drop the caper/
remember them niggaz from the hills that you chill wit/
shootin the dice wit, smoke weed and got nice wit?

Judging by the little screw ups in the lyrics, looks like you typed that yourself.

I have a newfound respect for you, friend.

you and me should get together and fuck goatweed in the ass, one of these days.

[BirdyP]

That would in fact be a dream come true.

The whole getting together and fucking Goatweed in the ass.

Something about guys with poorly styled red-hair really gets to me!

[Goatweed]

I dont have red hair tho - why would you even think I did?

you & Gonzo can talk rap, I'll sit on the side & smoke a bowl.

[BirdyP]

I thought you did.

Like it matters. Still looks like the Flow-Bee got a hold of it.

[Goatweed]

you never even seen me wtf

[Charles Manson]

haha you have red hair! FREAK!

[Goatweed]

but I dont.

[HedCold]

its really blue

[Goatweed]

see?

[GonzoStyle]

it'll be red after me and birdy are done running the choo choo on you!

[Goatweed]

fagz

[BirdyP]

Heh

[GonzoStyle]

hoh