I wish we had more ladies here

GonzoStyle · 09-05-2006, 03:04 AM

so I could get some opinions on this whole semen as a skin care product craze. I thought it was a joke at first but apparently more women do this than I thought, I am very curious about this. Is it just like straight up cum on the noggin or do you need to mix it with something? Does is have to be fresh or do you need to cool it or something? Do you rub it in, do you rinse it off? How does this work, I care about my skin as well and plus I got all the supply I need... lets keep the cum on my face jokes to a minimum, it was a one or two time thing and it was an accident, OK GOATWEED?

Gooch · 09-05-2006, 03:09 AM

women are fuckin idiots.

drusilla · 09-05-2006, 03:16 AM

ok, what?

GonzoStyle · 09-05-2006, 04:18 AM

women rub sperm on their face to keep it smooth and young looking, I want answers to my original questions.

GonzoStyle · 09-05-2006, 04:19 AM

Gooch Wrote:women are fuckin idiots.

cauerful cowboy, your future master won't appreciate that.

09-05-2006, 07:03 AM

Well... I guess it's pure protein. They should make power bars out of it.

GonzoStyle · 09-05-2006, 02:03 PM

yeah but my one encounter proved to me the taste while not outright disgusting, its not something i'd pay for to have in my mouth, especially in chunks.

Black Lazerus · 09-05-2006, 04:25 PM

you are disgusting sir.

Ronin · 09-05-2006, 04:32 PM

gonzo, how do your hands feel? are they smooth?

09-07-2006, 12:34 AM

You have single handedly ruined my theory that anything in chunks is good. Congrats.

GonzoStyle · 09-07-2006, 01:19 AM

the nigger has no room to talk, the retard in the middle has even less room to talk and I can't argue with the last.

Hawt Baux · 09-07-2006, 02:04 AM

I'm not sure if it's rubbing it in or swallowing it but boy do i wish i had the means to get either on a daily basis because it really makes your pores glow.

GonzoStyle · 09-07-2006, 02:09 AM

what's a brother for?

lush · 09-07-2006, 02:27 AM

I guess it's not the same since she moved in.

GonzoStyle · 09-07-2006, 02:48 AM

what better way to break the ice

Hawt Baux · 09-07-2006, 03:00 AM

He doesn't send me flowers in the attic anymore..

lush · 09-07-2006, 03:15 AM

It's your fault Cory died!

Hawt Baux · 09-07-2006, 03:22 AM

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GonzoStyle · 09-07-2006, 04:18 AM

I can picture the day you moved in.

Now listen, I will give you food and shelter, but never kindness or love. For it is impossible to feel anything but disgust for something that is unwholesome.