Gather around I have a story to tell

[Danked]

I hid my loose change before I drove Laz home.

[Black Lazerus]

i think i was more surprised that a hippie was driving a Volvo to steal change

[Danked]

The Mystery Machine was getting reupholstered that week.

[devotchka]

I think that she was just a cool old lady, and I have to imagine that once you hit about 70, you probably arent nearly as scared of being raped or murdered as you are of running out of prunes and ensure.

[GonzoStyle]

I would think at 70 she would welcome the intrustion of a nice ebony foot long, at the very least he coulda cleared her bowels.

[devotchka]

Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?

[Goatweed]

Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?

*cough*

[devotchka]

Racist.

[diceisgod]

you look like my H dealer except he has crazier eyes

[TheGMANN]

Laz got the bug eyes. I think thats what makes him scary

[GonzoStyle]

Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?

I think I edited your post instead of quoting it, I think that was meant to be my reply and not your post.

[Hoon]

Laz has that Wayne Brady, vibe.
Like he's always on the verge of breaking into a show tune.

[release the bats]

that was very nice of you. the elderly can't handle the heat sometimes.

[Black Lazerus]

Ok so after posting this story I see the lady again pushing a shopping cart in the local Wegmans. scareded the fuck out of me cause i never expected to see the lady alive again

[Goatweed]

did you drive her around again?

[Hoon]

maybe there really isn't an old lady.
maybe it's just a 911 victim's ghost.

[Rooner]

Wow, Hoon makes me look like Gonzo.