SPEAKING OF RETARDS

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 01:32 AM

yeah but beths tits are more agile, she can throw those looping shots.

lush · 10-12-2006, 01:40 AM

Beth's breasts do nothing besides fall out of her bra. There's no action behind them. She's got lazy tits

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 01:41 AM

I dunno, she's gotta have a strong back, so she may surprise you. but if maria can take her legs out, its over.

lush · 10-12-2006, 01:44 AM

I see your point.
I mean i have big knockers but you never know what force is behind those puppies. Mine mostly give me backaches, not superhuman strength.

Hawt Baux · 10-12-2006, 01:45 AM

lush Wrote:Maria's ass is like a wrecking ball. Just ask the fan.

Of all the fan jokes, this has to be my favorite.

I laughed hard and loud when i saw it.

Beth's boobs probably detach and form maces.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 01:50 AM

Like Voltron!!!!

Mad · 10-12-2006, 01:52 AM

Quote:lazy tits

That has a nice ring to it.

lush · 10-12-2006, 01:53 AM

Do you think all the parts detach or just the breasts? I wonder if they are different colors

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 01:59 AM

I wonder if the nipples roar, innies!!!

lush · 10-12-2006, 02:06 AM

Enough of the breasts...what about my contender here?

In this corner with an ass bigger than small children...

Mad · 10-12-2006, 02:06 AM

They turn into areolas of death.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 02:10 AM

lush Wrote:Enough of the breasts...what about my contender here?

In this corner with an ass bigger than small children...

I'm a fan of the ass more than the boobs but if i'm layin down bets, im goin with the boobs, they have the higher ground.

Charles Manson · 10-12-2006, 02:11 AM

That's where the poop is made

Mad · 10-12-2006, 02:15 AM

The ass is all power.

Ass > vagina > tits.

lush · 10-12-2006, 02:16 AM

Exactly!

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 02:16 AM

well actually its where the poop comes out.

lush · 10-12-2006, 02:22 AM

It's like rock, paper, scissors. An ass can crush the breasts and then cover it with doody.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 02:23 AM

lush Wrote:It's like rock, paper, scissors. An ass can crush the breasts and then cover it with doody.

nuh uh, boobs can come together like sledgehammers and crush the ass cheeks. The ass cheeks can only work on boob, so the other is free to wreak havoc.

Mad · 10-12-2006, 02:24 AM

The ass can take more pounding then the tits can.

GonzoStyle · 10-12-2006, 02:25 AM

you obviously havent seen beths boobs, they're like the natural disasters.