What the fuck is the world coming to!!!

[GonzoStyle]

I go outside for a smoke and I find my car being desicrated! Two squirrels are fucking on the hood of my car, just fuckin thumping away like it ain't no thing. I tried to shoo them away and the guy squirrel let out this strange bellow and I had to step back and guard my grill cause I thought we was gonna throw down.

He came to his senses and just scooted and tried to stare me down from across the street, I remember his fuckin face though and next time i'm gonna crack him.

[Black Lazerus]

he was just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

[Goatweed]

be glad they didn't try to steal it.

[Joeybags]

be glad they didn't try to steal it.

he didn't say there were racoons on his hood

[Arpikarhu]

1st and only time that car will see action till it gets sold to a new owner

[Ronin]

were you jealous that the squirrel was hung?

[Goatweed]

oh noes

[Mad]

You still have your air bag and radio?

[Luna]

[georgecostanza]WE HAD A DEAL![/gc]

[Black Lazerus]

be glad they didn't try to steal it.

he didn't say there were racoons on his hood

best line of the thread

[TheGMANN]

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