your first crush

[white oleander]

oh, there was plenty of electricity in my first crush...so much so, that to this day, im sure id still feel that

[faceman802]

ok who moved the rock?

[Hoon]

My first crush was Jackie Bigeral. I loved her.
We dated all through the 4th grade. I didn't even know we were dating until one day one of her friends "psst'ed" me in class and pointed to her shoes where I saw she had stuck tacks in the soles in a way that spelled out my name.

Then we went on a field trip to Upper Canada Village and I bought an Indian Headress that I was sure would impress her but something had changed between us. Then on the bus ride home I was told by that very same friend of hers that pointed out Jackie's shoe art to me months earlier that she didn't like me anymore. That she had fallen in love with Matt Charter. The 2 hour bus ride home was a teeter totter of thoughts between thinking up ways to kill him and hammering myself for buying that stupid fucking indian head dress that made me look so stupid that I drove her into Matt Charter's arms.

[Luna]

You're not kidding anybody, Hoon. We all know your first crush was the boy next door.

[Hoon]

That would've been a lot easier.
It took me years to pin point the clit and know how to manipulate it to my advantage where as with a cock I would've immediately known how to handle the situation.

[BirdyP]

I guess.

damn, I didn't eve start getting boobies 'til 4th grade!

well they obviously weren't tits, they were little developing boobies. but come on, I remember we had pregger spics by the 6th and 7th grade, so it's not mind blowing.

we actually had a day care center for students kids in junior high.

True story. Last weekend I met this Puerto Rican girls at this park I go to in Camden and the one had a 1 year old. I tried to fuck her sister and in the middle she told me the girl with the baby was her sister and they were both 15.

Gettign sucked off by girl.....$20
Getting sucked off by 15 year-old......Priceless


True Story

[GonzoStyle]

you are my hero

[Luna]

That would've been a lot easier.
It took me years to pin point the clit and know how to manipulate it to my advantage where as with a cock I would've immediately known how to handle the situation.

so, you were getting some something-something in 4th grade???

didn't they try to scare you away from such activity in bible school?

[Goatweed]

you are my hero

he's got a ton of them, Birdy rules!

[GonzoStyle]

He may replace ben affleck as my man crush if this keeps up.

even I turned down sex from a 16 year old.

[virgingrrl]

it was 1987 i was in first grade, his name was brian.

adorable little blonde boy, who kissed some other girl on the playground after kickball at lunch.

that was the end of that crush.

[fbd]

i had my first crush in the year before i started kindergarten. while waiting for my brother to get out, i'd always be playing with danille rossy, the younger sister of one of his friends. i was in love...i think i proposed when we actually were in kindergarten.


fast forward and everyone in my high school worshiped her. she got hot as hell...i need to bump into her over the summer

[drusilla]

my first crush was a boy named walter who was in my kindergarten class. he had red hair & frekles. we used to kiss each other & talk about getting married.

i saw a picture of him sometimes in high school & was horrified at what he turned into.

[BirdyP]

How about my 5 year old nephew and his little 5 year old chinese friend were caught in the closet and he had his pants down with a little boner and was telling her to pull her pants down?

Thats my man

[TheGMANN]

You must be so proud

[GonzoStyle]

Birdy is the greatest person ever