Ringtones

[drusilla]

that i'd like to see

[Goatweed]

Id make a joke about how 4x his usual speed is still 2x slower than our speed, but he's not fat anymore.

[drusilla]

it's ok. you tried.

[Goatweed]

I always do.

[GonzoStyle]

I'm still fat, just not THAT fat.

so please proceed with the fat jokes for a while more, I don't wanna ruin the fun.

nigger fucker

[Goatweed]

but I dont fuck nigz.

[GonzoStyle]

and mel gibson was "sorry" for his drunken tirade.

[Goatweed]

well he did sound truly upset & humbled.

he also confirmed there wont be anymore Lethal Weapon movies, which considering how awful the 4th one was, can you really doubt his sincerity?

[BirdyP]

Look at the fucking spook fucking old guy.

Whats up holme?

[GonzoStyle]

the 4th one was great, the 3rd one sucked.

[Goatweed]

I disagree - the 4th one was with the whole 'family' angle, fuck that.

[GonzoStyle]

but jet li was the best villain since gary busey

[Goatweed]

his character was severely limited tho, probably because at the time he was fairly unknown but his big moment didn't happen until the end.

[Keyser Soze]

I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.

thats actually one ringtone i'd consider, i like that.

maybe the sanford and son theme or whats happenin.

[GonzoStyle]

I liked the sanford and son theme but my boss uses it and it will always remind me of him.

The knight ryder theme is sweet tho.

[Hybrid]

i used to have kiss from a rose by seal but it went off in cvs and all the black people looked at me and i got embarrassed. now its the cure.

[GonzoStyle]

So when the white people looked at you funny it was ok but when the nigs did it, it set off an alarm.

[Keyser Soze]

nigs are a better coolness barometer.

[Hoon]

segregation was a great idea put down by evil men.