my cat has fleas

[Paper Boy]

how do i make them go away? i tried giving her a bath but she wasn't really into that and every time i try to spray her with flea killer, she runs away. is there anything else i can try.

[diceisgod]

fart on it

[Keyser Soze]

light her on fire

[Mad]

Kick it.

[GonzoStyle]

throw it away and get a new cat

[HedCold]

all of the above

[Goatweed]

toss it in the microwave for 30 seconds on 60% power.

[GonzoStyle]

or try not being such a filthy motherfucker who has fleas in his house.

[Paper Boy]

you people are not very nice. he did not get fleas from my house, he must of had them when i found him in the BK.

i have bought a deadly chemical to put on his back that should kill all the fleas. i hope it works

[GonzoStyle]

sure sure, blame burger king.

[HedCold]

maybe you can flame broil the fleas off

[Keyser Soze]

you're gonna need to dip your whole family.

[GonzoStyle]

in acid

[Mad]

Curb stomp the little cunt.

[Paper Boy]

i just put the flea killing stuff on her neck, i think it may be killing her. she's twitching and walking in circles. i hope she doesn't die.

[faceman802]

paper boy said "i have bought a deadly chemical to put on his back that should kill all the fleas"

I got paper boy in the next death pool

[The Prodigal Son]

Bring it to the chinese restaurant and then order the half fried chicken.

[GonzoStyle]

and then get some chicken noodle soup...... with a soda on the side!

[The Prodigal Son]

Duck sauce Soy Sauce?

[GonzoStyle]

LET IT RAIN!!!