Optimum Online Homepage

[GonzoStyle]

I think people who believe in horoscopes should be exterminated even before gypsies and jews. But I have been glimpsing at mine on the Opt Online Homepage that I have, I go on to check email.

and the last 2 weeks, its been fuckin creepy how close its been to shit going on.

Im scared

[funsnapsdyno]

I think there is some truth to astrology even tho I don't know much about it.

Yahoo's personalized daily horoscope is usually pretty close for me.. I try and check it every morning.

[The Prodigal Son]

How specific are we talking about?

[funsnapsdyno]

today mine said I would have a heavier workload at work and darn if it wasn't right

[GonzoStyle]

How specific are we talking about?

I think they are spying on me

[Goatweed]

What does it say for Pisces?

[GonzoStyle]

that you're a douchebag

[The Prodigal Son]

Well that cinches it for me.

[Goatweed]

that you're a douchebag

even after I got you those Bitch Management shows, you still hate me.

igh:

[funsnapsdyno]

that made me LOL

[GonzoStyle]

it's what the horoscope said, why you blaming me?

[Luna]

I had some freaky bitch show up at my house once with my natal chart in hand... this woman was/is OBSESSED with this shit and she was also obsessed with psychics, as well.

:hudder::

[Keyser Soze]

i think this is gonzo's way of telling us he misses corpse grinder junk.

[GonzoStyle]

I miss his junk in my mouth

[diceisgod]

astrology is for fat assed housewives

[GonzoStyle]

and faggots, right?!?!!?

[diceisgod]

the stupid ones

[GonzoStyle]

todays horoscope was pretty lame and the usual generic shit, i think they caught on that I know they are spying on me!

what coy little devils they are.

[Mad]

It's a good thing Satan loves you.

[Ronin]

why not post your horoscope?