The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[Mad]

Hanging out with a couple of friends and these two chicks stop by from visting their friend up the street. We also decide to head to 7/11 for beer and butts.

One friend is driving and the other called shotgun, so I piled into the backseat between the two girls. As we're driving, my friends were having a little discussion on who was going to hook up with whom.

So the two girls decided they didn't want anything to do we them and started making out with me, back and forth. Pulled up to the house and I'm getting out of the car with my shirt and pants open. His younger sister who had a crush on me witnessed this and storms off to her room.

Then the girls press me on choosing one of them, so I got one phone number out of the deal and a bunch of people pissed at me.

A couple of months later, I'm over there partying and ended up making out with his sister. Now this is the part that gets fuzzy with my memory, because I remember kissing her, but get shot down going to second. I was feeling for third and was waved off at the plate. Apparently, in my drunken state thought it would be a good idea to try and remove her pants wanting to eat at the old Y.

That's about all I can remember, she tell's her mom, sister and her brother that I tried to rape her.

Last time I checked you actually have to insert your penis into an orifice by force to "rape" someone. I have no clue as to how I got home, and why I never apologized for my awful actions. Use to run into her mom and sister a couple of times over the years and was always clueless as to why they were so cold.

Now a question, was it attempted rape or just a misunderstanding of sexual intent?

[Hawt Baux]

How much younger than you was she, that's a big deal.

But if you were drinking then it's just a "bad mistake". Not even bad really if she waved you off and you didnt persist.

[Hawt Baux]

And also was this ins 1982? because rape laws have changed...

[Next Best Thing]

Hanging out with a couple of friends and these two chicks stop by from visting their friend up the street. We also decide to head to 7/11 for beer and butts.

One friend is driving and the other called shotgun, so I piled into the backseat between the two girls. As we're driving, my friends were having a little discussion on who was going to hook up with whom.

So the two girls decided they didn't want anything to do we them and started making out with me, back and forth. Pulled up to the house and I'm getting out of the car with my shirt and pants open. His younger sister who had a crush on me witnessed this and storms off to her room.

Then the girls press me on choosing one of them, so I got one phone number out of the deal and a bunch of people pissed at me.

A couple of months later, I'm over there partying and ended up making out with his sister. Now this is the part that gets fuzzy with my memory, because I remember kissing her, but get shot down going to second. I was feeling for third and was waved off at the plate. Apparently, in my drunken state thought it would be a good idea to try and remove her pants wanting to eat at the old Y.

That's about all I can remember, she tell's her mom, sister and her brother that I tried to rape her.

Last time I checked you actually have to insert your penis into an orifice by force to "rape" someone. I have no clue as to how I got home, and why I never apologized for my awful actions. Use to run into her mom and sister a couple of times over the years and was always clueless as to why they were so cold.

Now a question, was it attempted rape or just a misunderstanding of sexual intent?

Sexual misconduct.

[GonzoStyle]

and the morning after I lost my virginity, the girl said "we didn't have sex last night, did we?"

I have no clue why, but after I had sex the first time. It was such a debacle on my end, I totally fucked up everything.

first I lasted about 30-45 seconds and then I was so embarassed to pull out, I busted my nut inside her and had no rubber on. Then I figured, oh well, i'll cum and then she wont notice and i'll keep on going, YEAH THATS THE TICKET!!! Yeah that shit didnt work out, cause she was all like "DID YOU JUST CUM IN ME?!?!?!?! MOTHERFUCKER IM NOT ON THE PILL!!!"

So then she went in the tub and I have no clue what she was doing and I was like "fuck do I care, im not a virgin no more and its not like im keepin the bitch!"

So she comes out after and im chillin in the living room, smokin a cigarette and shes not pissed anymore. So she says "so how was your first time?" and I was kinda nervous after all of that and my gut reaction for whatever reason, I still have no clue why, was to say "pssh, I was just sayin I was a virgin to get you to fuck me". I don't remember her reaction cause I then proceeded to have a conversation with myself, in my mind, like: "motherfucker what the fuck was that shit?!?!?!"

[GonzoStyle]

Hanging out with a couple of friends and these two chicks stop by from visting their friend up the street. We also decide to head to 7/11 for beer and butts.

One friend is driving and the other called shotgun, so I piled into the backseat between the two girls. As we're driving, my friends were having a little discussion on who was going to hook up with whom.

So the two girls decided they didn't want anything to do we them and started making out with me, back and forth. Pulled up to the house and I'm getting out of the car with my shirt and pants open. His younger sister who had a crush on me witnessed this and storms off to her room.

Then the girls press me on choosing one of them, so I got one phone number out of the deal and a bunch of people pissed at me.

A couple of months later, I'm over there partying and ended up making out with his sister. Now this is the part that gets fuzzy with my memory, because I remember kissing her, but get shot down going to second. I was feeling for third and was waved off at the plate. Apparently, in my drunken state thought it would be a good idea to try and remove her pants wanting to eat at the old Y.

That's about all I can remember, she tell's her mom, sister and her brother that I tried to rape her.

Last time I checked you actually have to insert your penis into an orifice by force to "rape" someone. I have no clue as to how I got home, and why I never apologized for my awful actions. Use to run into her mom and sister a couple of times over the years and was always clueless as to why they were so cold.

Now a question, was it attempted rape or just a misunderstanding of sexual intent?

When there is no sexual penetration, there is no rape; but there may be attempted rape or an assault with an intent to rape. Unlike rape, attempt or assault with intent are what the law calls "specific intent" crimes. This means that in order to find an accused guilty, the prosecutor must show the accused intended to have intercourse by force or threat of injury and against the will of the victim. Even if the accused unreasonably believes the victim is consenting, the accused does not have the intent necessary for the crime.

[Hawt Baux]

OK Chris Meloni.

Sheesh.

[Galt]

If (when) I come really quick, I pull out and will just start eating her out or something, and hopefully fool around for 10-15 minutes before I get hard again, and then start over, like it never happened.

This has been especially useful when I lose my stuff before I even get in her. If she's blowing me or giving me a stroke or something.

I'll just pull away and spend all my time on her so she doesn't realize I'm a 30-second guy.

But what annoys me is that when I've come once, I can't again. I just stay hard forever. And that's no fun.

[GonzoStyle]

OK Chris Meloni.

Sheesh.

My boss is an attorney and a professor of law, I just looked through his saved links.

fuckin guy loves bondage porno

[GonzoStyle]

If (when) I come really quick, I pull out and will just start eating her out or something, and hopefully fool around for 10-15 minutes before I get hard again, and then start over, like it never happened.

This has been especially useful when I lose my stuff before I even get in her. If she's blowing me or giving me a stroke or something.

I'll just pull away and spend all my time on her so she doesn't realize I'm a 30-second guy.

But what annoys me is that when I've come once, I can't again. I just stay hard forever. And that's no fun.

yeah but you get that with experience, then you can pimp the pussy for 3 hours.

I could probably cum like 4-5 times an hour.

BTW: fuckin 10 people logged in for the last hour and 3 motherfuckers posting, you fuckin vouyer motherfuckers.

[drusilla]

If (when) I come really quick, I pull out and will just start eating her out or something, and hopefully fool around for 10-15 minutes before I get hard again, and then start over, like it never happened.

This has been especially useful when I lose my stuff before I even get in her. If she's blowing me or giving me a stroke or something.

I'll just pull away and spend all my time on her so she doesn't realize I'm a 30-second guy.

But what annoys me is that when I've come once, I can't again. I just stay hard forever. And that's no fun.

my ex was able to stay hard after he came. we'd have sex 3 times, one right after the other. sometimes he would finish so quickly the first time. the second & third times would last longer. he was able to cum, remain fully hard & change the condom & then get back to work like it was nothing. only took 30 second out of it. it was kinda weird. he was able to cum each time, though sometimes by the 3rd it would be mostly clear. sometimes we could bang 5 times a day like it was nothing. maybe because it sorta was.

[Mad]

I was nineteen and she was maybe sixteen. No clothing was removed, and I'm just an ass for not remembering my awful behavior and apologizing like a real person.

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah my shit like, you know the water balloon game at the carnival where you shoot water into like the clowns mouth and it makes the fuckin meter go up which makes a baloon or whatever climb.

my shit is like the baloon when the bell rings and the game is over, just whooshs down to a fuckin baby corn.

[Galt]

If (when) I come really quick, I pull out and will just start eating her out or something, and hopefully fool around for 10-15 minutes before I get hard again, and then start over, like it never happened.

This has been especially useful when I lose my stuff before I even get in her. If she's blowing me or giving me a stroke or something.

I'll just pull away and spend all my time on her so she doesn't realize I'm a 30-second guy.

But what annoys me is that when I've come once, I can't again. I just stay hard forever. And that's no fun.

my ex was able to stay hard after he came. we'd have sex 3 times, one right after the other. sometimes he would finish so quickly the first time. the second & third times would last longer. he was able to cum, remain fully hard & change the condom & then get back to work like it was nothing. only took 30 second out of it. it was kinda weird. he was able to cum each time, though sometimes by the 3rd it would be mostly clear. sometimes we could bang 5 times a day like it was nothing. maybe because it sorta was.

He was taking viagra and not telling you.

I took some of those once, and was rock hard for three hours. It didn't make me last longer, it just kept me hard through the whole time. So I could fuck for 90 minutes with a full rod the whole time even if I came a couple times.

[GonzoStyle]

I wanna get some of that shit!

[drusilla]

hmm he was a pharmacy major for a while.


but no. we went out for 5 years & it was like that every time.

[HedCold]

i used to be able to do the 3 times in a row thing. now it seems like i do the once, get it back up and then have it hard but can't come thing. its not as pleasureable.

[GonzoStyle]

you need some side pussy

[Hawt Baux]

That's how vo5 was except maybe 5 minute intervals if that.

After like an hour i am done, i know youve come 3 times and want number 4 but i havent come once and you dont even go down on me.

I feel like i was always horrible to this kid, refusing blowjobs and telling him ive had enough but seriously he never even dropped ONCE and my vagina is like a sanctuary, not one problem with it at all.

Also he always curved his dick upwards and it KILLED my cervix and he gave me a kidney infection.

I hate that guy.

[drusilla]

i really can't blame you