What turns you on...and off....about the opposite sex?

The Prodigal Son · 11-17-2006, 11:59 PM

I am sure this must of been done before but I am noob scum.

What about the opposite sex just makes you fucking crazy?

For me, it is tits and ass, but I can get turned on by almost anything. Legs, the way a chick wears her hair, the perfect face.....I just love women in their many forms.

How about you?

Abster · 11-18-2006, 12:03 AM

The female body is so much more appealing than the male body. For a guy to turn me on he has to have good teeth, nice eyes and no tbe a complete dick. He does have to have one though.

Next Best Thing · 11-18-2006, 12:04 AM

Abster Wrote:The female body is so much more appealing than the male body. For a guy to turn me on he has to have good teeth, nice eyes and no tbe a complete dick. He does have to have one though.

What size cock do you prefer, dear? Like in an ideal world.

Luna · 11-18-2006, 12:05 AM

my men have to have two eyes.

Abster · 11-18-2006, 12:08 AM

Next Best Thing Wrote:
Abster Wrote:The female body is so much more appealing than the male body. For a guy to turn me on he has to have good teeth, nice eyes and no tbe a complete dick. He does have to have one though.

What size cock do you prefer, dear? Like in an ideal world.

Think Aerosmith.

Next Best Thing · 11-18-2006, 12:10 AM

Abster Wrote:
Next Best Thing Wrote:
Abster Wrote:The female body is so much more appealing than the male body. For a guy to turn me on he has to have good teeth, nice eyes and no tbe a complete dick. He does have to have one though.

What size cock do you prefer, dear? Like in an ideal world.

Think Aerosmith.

You're a good girl, crumbcake. I bet you have to get good and warmed up before you take it whole though. That's not a bad thing by the way.

Hawt Baux · 11-18-2006, 12:15 AM

Luna Wrote:my men have to have two eyes.

Poor them.

Luna · 11-18-2006, 12:15 AM

Hawt Baux Wrote:
Luna Wrote:my men have to have two eyes.

Poor them.

get off my back, cunt face.

diceisgod · 11-18-2006, 12:16 AM

cat fight! RAWR!

Hawt Baux · 11-18-2006, 12:18 AM

Luna Wrote:
Hawt Baux Wrote:
Luna Wrote:my men have to have two eyes.

Poor them.
get off my back, cunt face.

1.) No.

2.) Shut the fuck up.

The Prodigal Son · 11-18-2006, 12:18 AM

There was a woman I used to work with who had the most beautiful legs I have ever seen. God, I wanted to bury my face between them! She was probably in her mid-40s but she really took care of herself. Plus, she had her hair cut like Meg Ryan , man she was hot.

Luna · 11-18-2006, 12:20 AM

Hawt Baux Wrote:
Luna Wrote:
Hawt Baux Wrote:
Luna Wrote:my men have to have two eyes.

Poor them.
get off my back, cunt face.

1.) No.

2.) Shut the fuck up.

go eat a dick.

Hawt Baux · 11-18-2006, 12:22 AM

You are good at jokes....

really....

slag.

Luna · 11-18-2006, 12:24 AM

and you're an asshole, so congrats.

Hawt Baux · 11-18-2006, 12:26 AM

I may be an asshole but i'll always be able to laugh at stupid, ugly, ghouls like you.

The Prodigal Son · 11-18-2006, 12:29 AM

Interesting...

Luna · 11-18-2006, 12:29 AM

you're starting to bore me.

Hawt Baux · 11-18-2006, 12:30 AM

This isn't the "What Guys Say While Fucking Luna Thread", SORRY.

Luna · 11-18-2006, 12:33 AM

::yawn::

Next Best Thing · 11-18-2006, 12:35 AM

I can't wait to see this picture.