that whackbagkid!!!

[GonzoStyle]

you had a jello shot?
did you then run pledges through the bar naked with nothing but shaving cream on their privates and chant 'sigma! sigma kai!'?

Oh and by the way, this jello shot whorebag was really sneaky.

See they said that there were like hoos doovs included with the cover, so I see this broad walking around with a tray of jello shots. So she says "want one?!?!?!" So The way she said it, I figured, sure why not?

So AFTER I take one, she looks at me all puzzled and is like "hey those arent free... 3 bucks!!!"

I just stared at her and ended up paying but I paid mainly cause she totally outfoxed me.

[Galt]

Keyser is merely jealous that WBK is clearly sexier.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

lets not start talking crazy...

[GonzoStyle]

I think wbk is one sexy man, then again I was doing jello shots, stealing beers and french fries at the time.

[The Jays]

For about two hours, it was just packed, drunk douchebags rubbing into everyone. I found it to be fun, because I expected the place to be packed. Then a fight just about started in front of us because some girl spilled her drinks, and a guy called her a whore, and then the chick ran to her boyfriend and tattled. Then came the tubby chick dancing on the bar, pulling up her shirt every five seconds to remind everyone that her sloppy tits might fall out at any moment. There was also a bartender who Hawt correctly identified as being the fat version of Jasmine from Aladdin.

When we got there, Gonzo looked like the most surly motherfucka to e'er hold an appletini. I went to go get him another, and by the time I got back, Drunk Gonzo had emerged, slurring words and spitting rhymes and all. By the time WBK showed up, he was in full force, complaining about the niggers and , well, just the niggers mostly. Then the place had cleared a bit, and we were able to sit down, where he proceeded to bang on the table and say how he was going to fuck up some people, then I pointed out Anthony to him, and he started saying how he was going to fuck him up, then I tried to point out the Knicks melee on tv, and he continued to bang on the table. He told me I wouldn't last two minutes in Coney Island, I told him he didn't last two drinks in this bar. We had to keep an eye on him inside the bar, since he couldn't leave, for lack of a wallet and no way to get back in. When we got him out, he seemed to give angry looks in Fez's direction, and Fez has a slight look of worry on his face as Gonzo shouted obcenities and talked about getting some waffles.

[GonzoStyle]

oh man, I sound like a fuckin douchebag.

word bitch, waffle house!!!!

[drusilla]

i heard you were quite vocal about how you wanted to fuck maria as well

[GonzoStyle]

well duh!!!

[diceisgod]

another glorious night on the town!

[GonzoStyle]

I hope this does not have any adverse pitfalls on Marias lack of respect for me.

[lush]

I've spent better nights in the hospital.

Too many ugly whores and beer-balls boyfriends.

[diceisgod]

then top it all off with some jays cock!

[drusilla]

don't forget hissy fits!

[GonzoStyle]

Danielle was all smiles when I was humping her leg, captain surly face!

[faceman802]

ew

[GonzoStyle]

it's ok, biggie was playing in the background.

[faceman802]

no, it's still ew

[GonzoStyle]

ew if you did it, mmmmm yum if a sexy stud like me does it.

[faceman802]

you don't remember blueberry pancakes but you remember dry-humping? that sounds kinda right. and your waffle house comment disturbed me before, have you ever been to a Waffle House Restaurant??? It's like Hepatitis C central at one of those places. Although I gotta say you haven't lived until you've had waffles and chicken for breakfast. Delish

[Keyser Soze]

waffle house makes a great cheesesteak