Things I want to do before I die

Bloody Anus · 01-03-2007, 09:50 PM

Why would I do that? It's a human being, not a mailbox.

You're fucked up!

Galt · 01-04-2007, 12:01 AM

I like waving pedestrians in front of me, but not slowing down at all.

Keyser Soze · 01-04-2007, 03:09 AM

i hate pedestrians when im driving and hate drivers when im walking

funsnapsdyno · 01-04-2007, 03:30 AM

Galt Wrote:I like waving pedestrians in front of me, but not slowing down at all.

this made me chuckle out loud

GonzoStyle · 01-04-2007, 02:27 PM

I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.

faceman802 · 01-04-2007, 04:17 PM

1. Go to Italy
2. See an Army/Navy game in person
3. Have Rachel Ray or Giada De Laurentiis cook me a meal in bra in panties or the nude
4 Smack the shit out of Jared Fogel while eating a Big Mac

drusilla · 01-04-2007, 04:33 PM

Bloody Anus Wrote:I don't know how I left this off. Driving through a huge puddle and soaking a random pedestrian would be terrific. I've come close, but it really takes very delicate timing for everything to fall into place.

i've done that before. i think it was to an old man too.

Galt · 01-04-2007, 04:38 PM

See the pyramids
See the Collesium
Have sex with a girl 40 years my junior

funsnapsdyno · 01-04-2007, 06:10 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.

I know you! I'm sensing a lumpy cancer joke right around the corner..

Galt · 01-04-2007, 06:23 PM

he said he wanted to have sex with you before HE dies, not before YOU die.

Gooch · 01-04-2007, 06:46 PM

i'd like to have sex with Snaps if I could make a snuff film

Bloody Anus · 01-04-2007, 08:07 PM

There was an old man in the middle of the street today and I layed on the horn for a good 5 seconds as I drove by him. In the rearview mirror I saw him turn and shake his fist. I was feeling kind of down all morning, but that lit up my day!

GonzoStyle · 01-04-2007, 08:16 PM

funsnapsdyno Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.

I know you! I'm sensing a lumpy cancer joke right around the corner..

No, just that since it will never ever happen, this way I could live forever.

funsnapsdyno · 01-04-2007, 08:26 PM

why must you toy with my emotions : (

GonzoStyle · 01-05-2007, 02:12 AM

hey if you wanna ride the cock, i'll need about 6 apple martinis, you for it?

funsnapsdyno · 01-05-2007, 02:34 AM

GonzoStyle Wrote:hey if you wanna ride the cock, i'll need about 6 apple martinis, you for it?

Hoon says yes he will.

GonzoStyle · 01-05-2007, 02:43 AM

You and sleeper should pop eachothers cherries

funsnapsdyno · 01-05-2007, 03:20 AM

my cherry was popped long before yours, son.