Goodbye, dear forum.

[The Jays]

I will miss thee. We had some good times. Like Pizza Dude, and DIG's paramecium period.

I will look back fondly upon you.

[diceisgod]

Long ago we all ran out of people to laugh at,
more recently we all got tired of laughing at arpi.

But at least we're going out with some dignity,
unlike oa.com and Ted Bundy...

(the rest is unoriginal)

Those cheers still ring in my ears,
For years, they remain in my thoughts.

Once, I took off my robe, and I forgot to wear shorts,
I recall every fall, hook, and jab - bad way to get rid of flab.

As you know, my life wasn't drab, though I'd much...
Though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare.

My kingdom for a horse. I haven't won in months.

Though I'm no Olivier, I'd rather...
I'm no Olivier, but it ain't the ring, it's the play.

Give me a stage where this bull can rage.
Though I can fight, I'd rather recite.

That's entertainment.