In this thread - I am a pizza....

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:44 AM

:bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:45 AM

:continues to bake:

Arpikarhu · 06-05-2003, 02:45 AM

i will fix your thread title for a slice of you.

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:46 AM

mall crust bubble begins to form on side of the pan closest to the back right hand side:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:48 AM

:realizes there is another pizza in this oven, ponders whether it is sicilian or neopolitan:

Arpikarhu · 06-05-2003, 02:48 AM

do we have a deal or not!?!?!?!?!

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:49 AM

:oven is opened, calzone is put into oven. Observes that the neighboring pizza is neopolitan, and has peperoni on top:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:50 AM

(dude, I'm a pizza! I can't speak or emote in anyway. If you want a slice of me, you'll have to wait until I get out of this oven and order one!)

Arpikarhu · 06-05-2003, 02:50 AM

i hope your crust burns :8:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:51 AM

:grows suspicious of the pepperoni. Begins plotting a counter-attack for the impending invasion that the neighboring toppings are planning:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:53 AM

:over door opens. Bright light fills the oven. Is removed from oven and placed on aluminum platter:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:55 AM

:pizza cutter divides body into 8 even sections. Placed behind glass counter. Awaits to be ordered:

Arpikarhu · 06-05-2003, 02:55 AM

i hope Baker and Jack share you and eat the cheese together in a Lady and the Tramp type smooch.

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:57 AM

:begins to cool down. Awaits to be ordered:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 02:59 AM

:realizes the impending death that awaits each of the eight seperate but equal sections. Wishes to know the meaning of good-bye:

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 03:02 AM

:cools off. Cheese is solid to the touch. Oil has dried up into the crust. Awaiting to be ordered:

Arpikarhu · 06-05-2003, 03:10 AM

uh, the pizza looks like shit . i will have a stromboli and a coke please.

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 03:11 AM

:observes man accidently dropping a pizza pan on the floor. No one notices except self. Laments. Awaits to be ordered:

Goatweed · 06-05-2003, 03:11 AM

would it be possible to get a chicken parm hero? extra cheese, please - with a grape fountain soda.

The Jays · 06-05-2003, 03:12 AM

:guy carrying canister of mutagenetic ooze trips slips on pan, falls onto counter, face first into pizza. Ooze canister breaks open on both pizza and guy. Weird reaction ensues: