thoughts

diceisgod · 04-24-2003, 09:09 PM

The best teacher of the dangers of unprotected sex is a mother with AIDS.

There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.

If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.

Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.

How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?

It's not your fault but it's your problem.

Ronin · 04-24-2003, 09:13 PM

OK, TERRIFIC!

diceisgod · 04-24-2003, 09:24 PM

Quote:deadlaughter2: What's the difference between Kathy and a lightbulb?
coworker: what
deadlaughter2: you can unscrew a light bulb
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: i told him that one...i also suggested a name for Kathy's kid....
deadlaughter2: Bastard
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: How's your wife and my kid?
deadlaughter2: I told him it couldn't have been me.....
deadlaughter2: i only fucked her in the ass
coworker: i hope it was a black guy
deadlaughter2: with AIDS
deadlaughter2: we were killing him today in work...brutal
coworker: good
deadlaughter2: funny shit
coworker: gotta go later

Mad · 04-24-2003, 09:28 PM

:27:

Galt · 04-24-2003, 09:30 PM

Deep thoughts, by the guy with six letters in each of his names.

JimmyBlueEyes · 04-24-2003, 10:40 PM

Not quite sure what to say other than he's no Jack Handy

diceisgod · 04-26-2003, 02:21 AM

There are easier ways to look stupid.

diceisgod · 04-26-2003, 05:25 PM

There's more to be learned from a book by getting beat with it.

Hey Ladi · 04-26-2003, 06:44 PM

Don't shit where you eat

Arpikarhu · 04-27-2003, 11:05 PM

Quote:Don't shit where you eat

<--D

Galt · 04-27-2003, 11:59 PM

don't shit in your food.

Arpikarhu · 04-28-2003, 12:10 AM

much better

Galt · 04-28-2003, 12:36 AM

A bird in the hand saves nine.

diceisgod · 04-28-2003, 01:57 AM

Jesus died for you. That just goes to prove what a stupid jerkoff he was.

diceisgod · 04-29-2003, 02:43 AM

Eve framed the serpent.

Hey Ladi · 04-30-2003, 01:56 PM

it's hanging over the fireplace

Arpikarhu · 04-30-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:it's hanging over the fireplace

<- D

LyricalGomez · 04-30-2003, 02:49 PM

I'm convinced Ladi gets off on Arpi berating her like this

So in a way, Arpi and Ladi are having sex

Hey Ladi · 04-30-2003, 04:17 PM

did you want a gold star for that brilliant deduction Gomez

LyricalGomez · 04-30-2003, 09:05 PM

You should seek some help, all this self inflicted hatred is unhealthy