My morning thus far - random thoughts

[Galt]

I haven't yet worked in fantasy sports or my ability to make women squirt. I needed to save some sizzle for the third interview.

I'll definately bring up those things to the psychologist. That and my strong belief that I could kill someone and get away with it.

[Hey Ladi]

"would you like fries with that"

[Keyser Soze]

I would mention that you singlehandedly took down OpieAnthony.com, thats a major feather in your cap. Employers are looking for people who are good with message boards.

[Galt]

do you at least get to keep the uniform?

[Arpikarhu]

my ability to make women squirt.

when they find out that your women come pre-filled with gravy it wont seem like such a special skill.

[Gooch]

Oh, DIG's on this interview?

[LZMF1]

I am slightly hungover and just noticed that for the last hour and a half my watch was on upside down.

A troupe of girl scouts got onto my subway car this morning, several of who were overweight. I just kept whispering to myself "too young, too young."

This day may take forever.

i really hope you're kidding :disappointed:


i mean...were you having impure thoughts about the cute ones? :crackhead:

or the pudgey ones?

[Gooch]

what....a 16 year-old girl isn't sexy? Come on, man. :26:

[Hey Ladi]

girl scouts at 16? doubtful ... more like age 12

[Gooch]

they were hispanic, so they are still sexually active.

[Galt]

Hispanic? At 16? They're less than five years away from grandparenthood.

[LZMF1]

they were hispanic, so they are <s>still </s> alreadysexually active.

ok.....then it makes perfect sense.


in fact i'm sure a few of them already had kids of their own



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[The Sleeper]

I would mention that you singlehandedly took down OpieAnthony.com

:35:

[Galt]

point me to the thread in the YMB archives that shows you did squat.

[The Sleeper]

it wasn't a single thread, my contribution was subtle yet chaotic.

[crx girl]

and will go straight to the 3rd interview in two weeks where I present Bernstein Research to my (potential) colleagues. If that goes well, I go to a psychologist for tests to make sure I'm not insane. If that goes well: employment.

you have to see a shrink to get a job????? my job looks better and better every day.

[Kid Afrika]

Yeah, everyday except PAYDAY!

[crack hitler]

oh boy that was witty, :23:

[crx girl]

Yeah, everyday except PAYDAY!

every day is pay day, in cash...