A few weeks ago I got this box of porn

Bloody Anus · 08-02-2004, 09:51 AM

from a friend. He said some guy gave it to his dad, but he didn't want it. 14 VHS tapes each about 3-4 hours. For free, just out of nowhere.

So I scan through a few tapes and come to the realization that there is not a single hot chick in the entire box. They're either 40 years old, ugly, or (usually) both. It was just horrible.

So I put the box on the shelf for a few weeks, then got bored one day and threw in Gang Bang Bitches #19. 3 minutes into it a guy started sucking off another guy.

At this point I ejected the tape, smashed the shit out of it and threw it back in the box.

But that wasn't enough. This box needs to get out of my apartment as soon as is humanly possible.

After a few days of pondering over what to do with them (I'm saving 2 or 3 and will put them in people's desks at work), I decided to try selling the rest on eBay.

Which leads me to my question...

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET INTO THE "MATURE AUDIENCE AREA" OF EBAY???

This is the bast I could come up with, but still it doesn't actually provide the answer to HOW DO YOU ACCESS THE FUCKING AREA??

If this box is still here next Monday I'm gonna have have to drive it out to the desert and burn it.

Goatweed · 08-02-2004, 03:24 PM

I dont recall it being all that difficult - just sign up (register). Unless they've changed things, maybe now you need to setup Paypal which proves your being of age (I'm guessing).

Bloody Anus · 08-04-2004, 10:02 AM

Yes, but I already have an existing ebay and paypal account. The question is: How/where do I turn on the 'mature audience' search option?

Goatweed · 08-04-2004, 04:22 PM

I dunno, maybe they don't have one anymore? I know they used to, but I just went there to look - I signed in, did a search for Jenna Jameson (figured that would get me all kinds of adult-type hits), clicked a few movie links and it let me right in - no asking to verify my age, and the section didn't mention anything about being adult (was in DVD's & Movies ---> DVD's)

Maybe you dont need to sell it as an adult item, but rather just as a movie with XXX in the description or something.

QuickStop · 08-04-2004, 06:44 PM

at the bottom of the page you linked to was another link...
View current Mature Audiences listings... it brings you to the regular search options, but as goat said, you just search for anything and it comes up. there is no special section

Keyser Soze · 08-04-2004, 07:35 PM

QS speaks from experience

QuickStop · 08-05-2004, 01:34 AM

i dont buy porn. i download it.

Keyser Soze · 08-05-2004, 03:50 AM

oh, i didnt doubt that for a second. cocksmacker porn, i assume.

QuickStop · 08-05-2004, 05:51 AM

totally.

Arpikarhu · 08-07-2004, 08:01 PM

i found that if your scuzzi is dirty it prohibits your computer from easily accessing the mature area of ebay.
try cleaning it. :thumbs-up:

drusilla · 08-08-2004, 07:11 AM

there's always ebanned

Bloody Anus · 08-10-2004, 08:12 AM

1. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.ebay.com">http://www.ebay.com</a>
2. site map
3. 'Everything Else' category
3. Mature Audiences
4. Sign in (if you aren't already)
5. Continue
6. click to redo the search
7. Search
7a. Sometimes you have to go back and click on the 'Mature Audiences' link to get the search to come up properly

That found, I figured it was easier to just take the box out to the dumpster than have to worry about posting it on eBay, tracking it for a week, preparing/printing postage, and driving to the post office. I basically performed 1 task instead of 4, a winning formula if you ask me.

Keyser Soze · 08-10-2004, 04:13 PM

you could have just had sleeper pick them up in exchange for signing up for his free ipod offer.