11-11-2002, 06:33 PM
Quote:Smoke lots of weed with your child and his friendsCan't -- makes me puke.
Quote:When they throw a party in high school, toss some beers and condoms in the room and leaveMaybe
Quote:Sleep with at least one of your son's best friendsCan this wait a few years? He's only 11 now.
Quote:Walk around in your panties whenever his friends are over. Top optional.Can I borrow some money to go to the gym?
Quote:Let him go see 8 Mile without tagging along.But I wanna see it too!
Quote:can i call you mommy?Sure, what the Hell. Just don't ask me to take you to see 8 Mile...you'll just have to sneak in.
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