Ah, the pleasures of driving... - A Special Thread for a "Special" Girl

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 04:46 AM

Hey Ladi Wrote:
Quote:I never learned to rollerskate.
You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch:

I've mastered 867 sexual positions.

Hey Ladi · 01-24-2002, 04:48 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.

Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 05:07 AM

Hey Ladi Wrote:
Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.
Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:

#868 is giving me a problem in case you're interested...

Hey Ladi · 01-24-2002, 05:16 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.
Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:
#868 is giving me a problem in case you're interested...

Insert tab A into slot B, shake well

Doc · 01-24-2002, 05:18 AM

Growing up in suburban Jersey, you don't really have much a choice. There is never too much to do that is close (unless you count smoknig cigarettes in front of the 7-11 a good time) so you have to like driving.

I just drove out to Detroit for the North American International Car Show. 1200 mile round trip and I loved it. The only part that pissed me off was Midwestern Ohio fuckers who think that a 70 mph speed limit means go 65 in the left lane. Argh, they don't realize that someone behind you giving a quick flash of their lights means: "Please move out of my way so I don't have to pass you on the right" and not "Please slow down more to make me pull out my hair one strand at a time"

AdolescentMasturbator · 01-24-2002, 05:20 AM

Doc Wrote:unless you count smoknig cigarettes in front of the 7-11 a good time

So Gonzo was talking about you in that fu eh?

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 05:34 AM

Hey Ladi Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.
Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:
#868 is giving me a problem in case you're interested...
Insert tab A into slot B, shake well

I seem to have two slot B's here...

Hey Ladi · 01-24-2002, 05:40 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:Insert tab A into slot B, shake well
I seem to have two slot B's here...

Oh, I see.... Ok, according to this.....

Positions #1-399 deal with slot B-1, half of the #400-499 are slot B-2 only, and most of the #600's are slot B-3.

No wonder you're having trouble....

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 05:42 AM

Also, I'm supposed to have alot of 7's, but all I have are L's.

Hey Ladi · 01-24-2002, 05:45 AM

Alright alright alright, forget the damn book....

:Spits: Hold still, this won't hurt..... much.

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 05:48 AM

Hey Ladi Wrote:Alright alright alright, forget the damn book....

:Spits: Hold still, this won't hurt..... much.

Is that a trumpet?

Hey Ladi · 01-24-2002, 05:53 AM

Quote:Is that a trumpet?

It's not cold or anything.....

No, put the chiken down, that's for later.

ok..... and I'll just set this on stun...

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 06:11 AM

Hey Ladi Wrote:
Quote:Is that a trumpet?

It's not cold or anything.....

No, put the chiken down, that's for later.

ok..... and I'll just set this on stun...

I'm not horny anymore.

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 06:29 AM

Quote:Argh, they don't realize that someone behind you giving a quick flash of their lights means: "Please move out of my way so I don't have to pass you on the right"

see, this is where i've just given up. i've taken to just going to the right everytime, it's quicker than waiting for them to realise you're behind them, besides, i hate how close some people drive on the highway...

oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 06:33 AM

crx girl Wrote:oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:

How about I just start defiling you?

Rape Fantasizer · 01-24-2002, 06:37 AM

I basically hate every fucking thing that the other drivers do. The thing I hate most is when I am driving in the right lane, and no one is behind me for miles, but some assfuck making a right feels the need to pull out in front of me and go 7 miles an hour.

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 06:40 AM

Why don't you just drive him off the road Ms. "I drive a fast car!"

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 07:07 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:
How about I just start defiling you?

hmmm, yeah, alright, go on then :fuckin:

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 07:17 AM

crx girl Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:
How about I just start defiling you?
hmmm, yeah, alright, go on then :fuckin:

Do you prefer to be defiled on your knees, or on your back?

Rape Fantasizer · 01-24-2002, 07:21 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:I never learned to rollerskate.
You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch:
I've mastered 867 sexual positions.

And i've only seen 2, why?