Ah, the pleasures of driving... - A Special Thread for a "Special" Girl

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 07:23 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:
Quote:
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Quote:I never learned to rollerskate.
You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch:
I've mastered 867 sexual positions.
And i've only seen 2, why?

Stay more than one night next time.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-24-2002, 07:33 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:I never learned to rollerskate.
You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch:
I've mastered 867 sexual positions.
And i've only seen 2, why?
Stay more than one night next time.

hmmm, 2 positions a night, 867 positions, thats about 14 months. I'll go pack.

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 07:34 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:I'll go pack.

I'll pack too...my dick in ice since it'll be falling off soon if I have to do that!

Rape Fantasizer · 01-24-2002, 07:36 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:I'll go pack.
I'll pack too...my dick in ice since it'll be falling off soon if I have to do that!

you sure as hell better have meant the amount of sex, and not who it was with, that would make your dick fall off.

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 07:46 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:I'll go pack.
I'll pack too...my dick in ice since it'll be falling off soon if I have to do that!
you sure as hell better have meant the amount of sex, and not who it was with, that would make your dick fall off.

Sure, that's what I meant.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-24-2002, 07:50 AM

you're a SPOO!!!!!!!!!!

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 07:52 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:you're a SPOO!!!!!!!!!!

You can't shove spoo in your ass, so leave it alone.

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 08:02 AM

can you put spoo in my ass ? :fuggin:

The Sleeper · 01-24-2002, 08:33 AM

driving sucks

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 08:58 AM

The Sleeper Wrote:driving sucks

oh, is that what we were talking about?

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 09:26 AM

crx girl Wrote:
Quote:driving sucks
oh, is that what we were talking about?

Spoo can't drive.

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 09:33 AM

i thought spoo had his own car :roll:

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 09:34 AM

crx girl Wrote:i thought spoo had his own car :roll:

Spoo has no gender!

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 09:38 AM

i'm sorry i meant, i thought spoo could travel through time and space in all spooness

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 09:39 AM

crx girl Wrote:i'm sorry i meant, i thought spoo could travel through time and space in all spooness

Only with a flux capacitor...

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 09:43 AM

at 88 mph :burnfucker:

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 09:47 AM

crx girl Wrote:at 88 mph :burnfucker:

Never call spoo chicken.

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 09:51 AM

who called spoo chicken?? i'll kick their ass :pissed:

IrishAlkey · 01-24-2002, 09:53 AM

crx girl Wrote:who called spoo chicken?? i'll kick their ass :pissed:

Spoo can't hear you!

crx girl · 01-24-2002, 10:00 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:who called spoo chicken?? i'll kick their ass :pissed:
Spoo can't hear you!

ok so?