Had a really nasty case of the flu about a month ago. Put me out for a week. Nyquil worked well. Still fucked up, but in a good way.
Oh, and the best remedy for a sore throat is cunnilingus. At least that's what a paramedic told me once. And you know how close they are to being doctors. According to him, vaginal secretions contain natural anti-germ stuff that keeps the vag nice and healthy. Going down and swallowing some is good for a sore throat.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Ikea, if you're looking for downtime try Benadryl...knocks you the f out, and you get to see the pretty swirly colors before you pass out..if you just want to get rid of your cold for a bit, advil cold and sinus works pretty good and doesn't knock you out
I think Tylonel PM is the best for most aches & pains & Nyquil is good to knock you out and make you forget you're sick. The only real cure for most stuff is hot soup and rest.
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This really works, I shit you not...Blackberry Brandy heated in a pot until before it boils, drink it down like hot tea. Then get under the covers and sweat the cold out. You'll sleep about 10 hours and you'll sweat like a fucking pig, but the next morning you'll feel 100% better
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Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep
It's my lullaby