**official** i hate people thread

Maynard · 03-27-2002, 04:46 AM

Yes that's right. With the influx of new people today, I just want to say I hate you all. No, it's got nothing to do with the fact that you are new here. I hate all of you people.

New, old, that don't mean shit around here. It's all about what you say. We show no favoritism here. I hate you all equally.

So, have fun while you're here and always remember that MayMay hates you. :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:

This is your friendly neighborhood dick welcoming wagon.

Sephiroth · 03-27-2002, 04:47 AM

New People? We got new people today? Did something happen while I was away?

Maynard · 03-27-2002, 04:48 AM

Sephiroth Wrote:New People? We got new people today? Did something happen while I was away?

Ladi opened her snatch and half of oa.com crawled out. :roflmao:

Arpikarhu · 03-27-2002, 04:56 AM

Maynard Wrote:Yes that's right. With the influx of new people today, I just want to say I hate you all. No, it's got nothing to do with the fact that you are new here. I hate all of you people.

New, old, that don't mean shit around here. It's all about what you say. We show no favoritism here. I hate you all equally.

So, have fun while you're here and always remember that MayMay hates you. :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:

This is your friendly neighborhood dick welcoming wagon.

whatever

Galt · 03-27-2002, 05:36 AM

so will this be the **official** welcome new (hey, look it's red) member thread?

Edited By Galt on Mar. 27 2002 at 12:40

inkgrrrl · 03-27-2002, 05:37 AM

welcome wagon HAHAHA ... ah, atleast this is better than the clare thread.....

and what the fuck is up with my status... ok sorry.. carry on...

Keyser Soze · 03-27-2002, 05:54 AM

See I told you people, Maynard is a dick. Fez has nothing on him.

Maynard · 03-27-2002, 06:14 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:See I told you people, Maynard is a dick. Fez has nothing on him.

See? Keyser knows what he's talking about. Take his word for it.

DGW · 03-27-2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:and always remember that MayMay hates you.

...but we all love the MayMay.

NaughtyAngel · 03-27-2002, 01:23 PM

DGW Wrote:
Quote:and always remember that MayMay hates you.
...but we all love the MayMay.

since when?

DGW · 03-27-2002, 01:35 PM

Just admit your true feelings.

Metalfan · 03-27-2002, 01:42 PM

Hate ya right back Maymay
:pissed: :fuckoff: :burnfucker: :punch:

OAS · 03-27-2002, 01:45 PM

OK, If I start seeing a "I Love the Maymay" campaign, I'm going to start the "Goodbye My Friends Thread". :dead:

Metalfan · 03-27-2002, 02:16 PM

OAS Wrote:OK, If I start seeing a "I Love the Maymay" campaign, I'm going to start the "Goodbye My Friends Thread". :dead:

Lead me not into temptation OAS :lol:

OAS · 03-27-2002, 02:25 PM

You will never be delivered from evil Metal.

Metalfan · 03-27-2002, 02:56 PM

Phew....that's a relief :burnfucker:

Hey Ladi · 03-27-2002, 03:02 PM

Maynard Wrote:Ladi opened her snatch and half of oa.com crawled out. :roflmao:

Fuck you too man. :fuggin: Gonzo gave out the phone number, not me. Check his ass for smuggled members.

Maynard · 03-27-2002, 03:45 PM

Hey Ladi Wrote:
Maynard Wrote:Ladi opened her snatch and half of oa.com crawled out. :roflmao:
Fuck you too man. :fuggin: Gonzo gave out the phone number, not me. Check his ass for smuggled members.

I didn't realize we had a phone number.....

And OAS, do you really think you'll be seeing the I love MayMay campaign anytime soon? Take a look at all the threads devoted to me being a dick.

Fuck you all. :fuckoff:

Hey Ladi · 03-27-2002, 03:48 PM

Maynard Wrote:Take a look at all the threads devoted to me being a dick.

That's just a beard for the homoerotic threesome you guys have going on. :fuggin: Sure you say you smoke pot, but we know it's really the cock you get together & puff on.

Skitchr4u · 03-27-2002, 04:07 PM

maynard stop already, you know you want everyone to bow down and pray at the alter of the maymay