Kill a board member thread

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 06:23 PM

Firgure this should and could be a fun thread, once again don't take it fuckin personally.

It's just an idea I got today, post here on which board member you would love to beat, torture, and/or kill. then there will be a description on the death of each member.

Here's the catch, it's gonna be done "Whose line is it anyway" style. Meaning someone posts a name and then someone else kills that member.

For example if I say maynard then the next person has to kill maynard. People can also throw out other names as to give the members a choice on who they wanna "kill"

Hope it works out, here's the first try. It's a given..

<table style=filter:glow(color=yellow)>Maynard</table>

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 06:25 PM

Can I be the kill a thread member instead?

Sluggo · 03-30-2002, 06:29 PM

<span id='ME'><center>Sluggo thinks he should be killed first, please.</center></span>

Sean Cold · 03-30-2002, 06:30 PM

I would grab Maymay be his scruffy beard and slam his fuckin head into a brick wall till he bled all over the place. When he finally passes out, I would tie him to a chair and put on a porn tape with bike riders on till he woke up and got arroused. I would then get him high on some pencil shavings and insert a glass rod about an inch thick into his penis and let him just sit there and stew. I would wait till he started to get linp then break said rod. I would allow him to wither in such pain till he started to really annoy me and then I would just fill up the bath tub with salt water. Real heavy on the salt as well. I would take a straight razor and cut him as many times as I could and throw him in the fuckin tub. I would finally just choke him to death to stop his needless crying and moaning.

Danked · 03-30-2002, 06:32 PM

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:14 PM

Ohh I'd find Barch one day walking home in his ankle socks and suspenders that his mommy makes him wear cause it makes him look soooo cute. I'd grab him by the back of his neck and toss him down a flight of steps and tear his pants off like a pouncing lion. I'd then grab him by his balls and tug away at them with pair of plyers as I shoved chop sticks in and out of his urethra. All the while slapping him in the face with my unwashed cock while yelling "Tally-Ho, little cowboy. Would you like a cup of tea?" Then to end the finally i'd ass fuck him till his brain hemmoraged and he cried like a klan member watching 'Planet of The Apes'. Then I'd leave him with blood streaming down his ass and piss runnig down his leg as millions of my sperm floating inside his tummy.

Edited By GonzoStyle on Mar. 30 2002 at 2:15

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 07:18 PM

"chopsticks"... pfft...
I been using crayons just for the fun of it and, not those skinny ones (they're for amatuers) I like the big fat baby crayons.

btw...
"cried like a klan member watching 'Planet of The Apes' " Very funny line :-D

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:19 PM

Ever shove a hallogen light bulb in your piss pipe and slap your cock on a rock and then jerk off violently till you cum, blood, glass shards and cock flesh allover your thigh. Then your dogs comes over and laps up every last drop, hush and die already.

barch97 · 03-30-2002, 07:26 PM

Alright, ya got me beat there...

Show off :p

Edited By barch97 on Mar. 30 2002 at 2:27

GonzoStyle · 03-30-2002, 07:31 PM

<table style=filter:glow(color=blue)>Kill SeanCold.</table>

Hybrid · 03-30-2002, 07:51 PM

Quote:All the while slapping him in the face with my unwashed cock while yelling "Tally-Ho, little cowboy. Would you like a cup of tea?"

by far, the funniest thing ive read all weekend.

Danked · 03-30-2002, 07:55 PM

I'd slaughter Sean Cold and string him up on OA.com like Mussolini.

What?

Kid Afrika · 03-31-2002, 12:15 AM

Mr. Non-Aiming-Pukester (aka - mr.brownstone)

NaughtyAngel · 03-31-2002, 05:24 AM

tenbats