Masturbation - What do you use?

Maynard · 03-31-2002, 05:30 AM

What do you use?

Personally I dont use any aides. Just bare hand. No lube.

How about you?

Girls? Any mechanical devices?

Sluggo · 03-31-2002, 05:33 AM

No fuss no muss...
And nobody, I mean NOBODY does it better.

diceisgod · 03-31-2002, 06:19 AM

I use AIDS blood. Either my own or the dead prostitute's.

Sir O · 03-31-2002, 06:31 AM

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Zootybang · 03-31-2002, 06:33 AM

Wait, you mean you go raw? Hand to skin, no lube? That would seem to be rather painful, what with all the chunks of skin flying and the friction burn that would inevitably follow.
I wasn't even aware that that would work.
I prefer Astro-glide myself-Not just for anal anymore.

Hybrid · 03-31-2002, 06:34 AM

tree sap

Jack · 03-31-2002, 07:01 AM

I too prefer the dry method. Lube is just too messy and when you need to get it done and don't have time to wash the lube off . . well you get my point.

Edited By Jack Meehoff on Mar. 31 2002 at 02:30

inkgrrrl · 03-31-2002, 07:17 AM

i use mostly my fingers... but i have a vibrator i use from time to time..

LZMF1 · 03-31-2002, 07:23 AM

go natural......

lube, i don't need no steeeenking lube!

Rape Fantasizer · 03-31-2002, 10:44 AM

9 times out of 10 I just use my fingers, but the other time I use my vibrator. I used to use it a lot more often, but I have already broken 3 previous vibrators cause I wore them out.

Rookie · 03-31-2002, 01:42 PM

Dry is the way to go... Lube just makes a big fuckin mess.

Sluggo · 03-31-2002, 02:03 PM

Quote:I prefer Astro-glide myself-Not just for anal anymore.

Maynard, comment?

(c'mon! I was supposed to pass that up?)

barch97 · 03-31-2002, 03:04 PM

OK, so you take an apple corer thingie and remove the center of a tomato. Then you microwave the tomato for about 12 seconds. You don't want it getting too hot, just soften in...

Sluggo · 03-31-2002, 03:06 PM

You have a tiny thingie.

Cunt-Twat · 03-31-2002, 03:09 PM

spit

Brokenjaw · 03-31-2002, 03:12 PM

I sneak around the laudry mat and look for a hot chick, when she is not looking I take two pairs of her dirty pantys. One to smell, amd one to jerkoff in.Then I go back and if shes still there, I put them back in her basket.

Edited By Brokenjaw on Mar. 31 2002 at 10:33

barch97 · 03-31-2002, 03:16 PM

I been wondering why my wife always brings my clothes home all sticky.

WhipThisFez · 03-31-2002, 03:26 PM

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Arpikarhu · 03-31-2002, 10:43 PM

bacon grease and my kangaroo shaped butt plug.

Galt · 03-31-2002, 11:15 PM

I just think real hard.