The random masturbation synonym generator - ... could life be anymore funnt?

[Ahlexus]

<center><font size=4>The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator</font></center>

Gotta admit, they've got some clever ones! Try it.. and post your result here

I got: <font color=blue>Digitally oscillating the hand cream dispenser</font>

[The Sleeper]

Charmin the staked vampire til he flames up <font color="white">



Edited By The Sleeper on April 06 2002 at 6:34

[OAS]

Wagging your Jackson

In a stiff breeze no doubt.

[Ahlexus]

You guys are getting good ones! :bouncer:

[HedCold]

some of them are way to long, like these one:
Wonking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
Massaging the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater

Manhandling the shit out of your incapacitated midget - hehe

[Mr. Brownstone]

Manipulating the one-eyed burping gecko

[Sephiroth]

"Having sex with the fuck out of your best friend"

............. I think mine is broken.....

[Mr. Brownstone]

Pardon me.



Edited By Mr. Brownstone on April 06 2002 at 7:11

[Mr. Brownstone]

Excuse me.



Edited By Mr. Brownstone on April 06 2002 at 7:11

[Mr. Brownstone]

Coming through.



Edited By Mr. Brownstone on April 06 2002 at 7:13

[Mr. Brownstone]

Sir, do you know where the exit door for this thread is?



Edited By Mr. Brownstone on April 06 2002 at 7:14

[crx girl]

wow, is that our first quad?

i think i got redirected to the random laundry synonym generator:

Doing your load

:clueless:

[fbd]

i'm getting short ones...
Pumpin' the rope
Buffin' the family jewels
Testing the bobo
Slicking your set
Shining the clown
Mangling the log

[LZMF1]

<table style=filter:glow(color=pink)>Shaking the coconut milk of love from the knob</table>

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Slapping high fives with Percy in your palm

[Paper Boy]

Wagging the fisherman

[Austin]

I like this one:

Corralling the purple-headed custard chucker

[Noellevious]

Rippin' the tadpoles
Flicking the stand-up organ
Tweaking Elvis

Dangit, I want some girlie synonyms. {}

[*A*]

Erupting the shit out of your incapacitated midget

[DGW]

A couple I've heard

Beating the suspect
Punching the clown