I need to be identified as something else - 'members' doesn't cut it

WhipThisFez · 04-21-2002, 03:05 PM

For years now I've been the glue that held this place together and what do I get for it?

"Member?"

My dickness services have delighted and annoyed countless people, bringing them together.

I am the object which sticks from your crotch

I am the thorn in your side

I am the desire of women

I am the cure to Spit’s oral fixation

I am dick

Doc · 04-21-2002, 03:08 PM

Who are you again?

Wait, wait, are you that Big Arms guy?

Keyser Soze · 04-21-2002, 03:47 PM

I thought he was Adolescent Masturbator, isn't that a linux penquin in his avatar?

Sean Cold · 04-21-2002, 04:32 PM

I think we are on the verge of a showdown.

There ia a new dick in town, and his name is Maynard.

Take twelve steps and draw, may the bigger dick win.:firebounce:

Kid Afrika · 04-21-2002, 04:36 PM

DON'T POKE THE SLEEPING BEAR.

Doc · 04-21-2002, 05:15 PM

Quote:I think we are on the verge of a showdown.

There ia a new dick in town, and his name is Maynard.

<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><div align="center"> [Image: king.jpg]

OLD LION VS. YOUNG LION
TEACHER VS. STUDENT
MASTER VS. PRODIGY
</div></span>

Fucking typos

Edited By Doc on April 23 2002 at 01:48

Buttmunch · 04-21-2002, 06:17 PM

You remind me of a alcoholik faggot I once knew.

PatCooper · 04-21-2002, 06:35 PM

Quote:You remind me of a alcoholik faggot I once knew.

And you called him Dad didn't you??

Maynard · 04-22-2002, 04:17 PM

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Wasn't I ALWAYS a dick here though? I thought Fez dropped that moniker once he got here.

OAS · 04-22-2002, 04:22 PM

When we think dick, we think Fez

When Maynard thinks dick, well what else does he think of? :blow:

Hey Ladi · 04-22-2002, 04:31 PM

Quote:When we think dick, we think Fez

no, I think Sluggo & the lucky 13 :lol:

When Maynard thinks dick, well what else does he think of?
Unfortunatly, the same answer may apply here.

LZMF1 · 04-22-2002, 04:41 PM

Grumpy · 04-22-2002, 04:51 PM

Hey Doc - what the fuck is a Kion? please explain......

JIMMYSNUKA · 04-22-2002, 05:02 PM

Yeah Doc...what is a kion...none of us here get the "smart" humor.

Grumpy · 04-22-2002, 08:57 PM

kion is like a lion but black. they're the outcasts.
just pluggin away to win......don't mind me.

Keyser Soze · 04-22-2002, 09:19 PM

grumpy, you are much better at teh smart than you are at teh funney.

Sean Cold · 04-22-2002, 10:02 PM

Quote:grumpy, you are much better at teh smart than you are at teh funney.

See Keyser, but you always said Grumpy was a good for nothing sand nigga. I told you one day he would find his niche!:firebounce:

diceisgod · 04-22-2002, 10:13 PM

Quote:I need to be identified as something else

I have plenty of suggestions but that would be far too easy.

Sluggo · 04-22-2002, 10:21 PM

Probably wouldn't be too funney though.

diceisgod · 04-22-2002, 10:40 PM

With people like Sluggo as a moderator, I think I should do rather well around here.