Oh shit. there is trouble brewing.

[Grumpy]

Yo Momo, I had a hemingway cat for a while. Her names was thumbs. The little cunt would eat her food like a human. She even thought she ran the place.....that's when I put anti-freeze in her water and watched her die slowly. Then I dismembered her and made jewelry from her dried up organs. Anyone want a pendant made from a cat's eyes?

Seriously though, it was fun to watch Thumbs grab shit and eat her food. Weird seeing a cat do things like that.