05-01-2002, 08:43 PM
Quote:Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.