05-01-2002, 08:47 PM
Mwahahahahahaaaa..........
Quote:Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.