So what are we doing tonight, brain? - Guide to joining the forces of darkness

[NaughtyAngel]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wall street executive. This will cause the world to choke on their food, frightened by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge New York. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.