The pros and cons of you - What makes you tick?

[Metalfan]

Pros:
Quick learner
Good listener
Ability to think on my feet
Great memory
Tall (TOG)
I'm actually funny, contrary to what most of you may think ;-)
Can keep a secret
Very social, contrary to what most of you may think ;-)

Cons:
Impatient to the nth degree
Hair trigger temper
Bottle everything up inside
Except for you tards, almost zero tolerance for stupidity
Perfectionist
Stubborn