Things you hate

[Maynard]

Gaping hole of infectious stench?

Without a fuckin doubt!

I hate the fact that if you stick your finger in your belly button and sniff it, and hit your nose by accident, you are stuck smelling that all day. What the fuck is with that anyway? How can lint smell that fuckin bad? I understand taint lint reeking , but for fuck's sake, belly buttons are just hideous smelling.

Maybe its because you stuck your finger in your ass before you stuck it in your belly button.