Things you hate

[Bondgirl]

Well here's another one for you Snuka..I hate when you go to use the bathroom at work, and the first thing you hear when you open the door is a fart that sounds like a chainsaw starting up. Then you notice through the mustard gas fumes hanging in the air that there are no more seat covers..when you carefully swing open the stall door, you are greeted by the site of a bloody crime scene floating in the bowl, complete with a piece of tp hanging from the seat like one of the little turds tried to climb out.