Things you hate

[McBourbon]

I hate when my finace starts to clean the apartment (because of that microchip that chicks are born with, implanted in their skulls that makes OCD about clean living areas) and then looks at me like I'm an asshole for not helping after I've offered to help and she tells me "no...it's okay. I'll do it." And then the obnoxious twit can't lift a finger to keep the kitchen clean (my responsibility since I'm the only one between us who knows how to cook).
CHRIST! Even my cats know better than to shit where they eat.