Our dearest friend lent - Seriously........

[Maynard]

I'd like to request that people stop thinking of me as just the TV/movie guy. I am more than that and have a lot to offer. I have feelings (not really), and thoughts (nothing of interest to anyone including myself) and I am a human being who knows more than actors and plotlines. So please, just think of me as something more than the living TV Guide, I know other things as well.

I call Shenanigans!!!