5 things to do the day the world ends - Nuclear attack 'virtually a certainty'

[Jack]

<ul>
<li>Skydive
<li>Bunjie Jump
<li>Kick Bill Clinton in the nuts
<li>Fuck Britney Spears, Kirsten Dunst, and Torrie Wilson
<li>Push the button that launches the first rocket/missile
</ul>

Yep.. that about covers it.