Inkblot - What do you see?

[Arthur Dent]

but that doesn't answer what spit and ikea's answers mean

Fuckin' slave driver.

Ikea
1) some sort of bug (the two dark ovals are its eyes) or armor - Indecisive. Unable to stick to a decision.
2) someone on a bicycle that just went out of control and now he's trying to break as it's coming right for us - you really hate Maynard
3) cow skull - completely unoriginal. follows the crowd
4) some sort of futuristic weapon that you put your arm through the bottom part and fire from the trigger in the blank spot right above that one but it's separated by the blank line border. the spots on the side are residue from the electro blast - watches too much sci-fi
5) the middle part is lungs and the rest are other organs near the lungs - wants to play doctor with the women of the board.

Spit
1. 2 bats fucking mid-air -wants to fuck in mid-air
2. The Horned King - wants a guy with a big schween
3. A butterfly taking a shit. - self-portrait = cute with a dirty side
4. The sword in the stone - wants to get laid (put your sword in her stone)
5. Hindview of an elephant. - another self-portrait