05-13-2002, 08:35 PM
Suicide is the single-most selfish act one can carry out. I could never do that to my mother.
Instead, I am lobbying congress for a law making it possible for me to judge people as stupid or acceptible. Stupid people being subject to my physical and mental abuse.
The first enactment of my law will be the creation of the SOS, the Stomp Out Stupity crew. They will drive around NJ with a bag and a baseball bat. Every time someone does something stupid on the road, they get knocked the fuck out with the baseball bat, and have their car keys taken from them on the spot.
Instead, I am lobbying congress for a law making it possible for me to judge people as stupid or acceptible. Stupid people being subject to my physical and mental abuse.
The first enactment of my law will be the creation of the SOS, the Stomp Out Stupity crew. They will drive around NJ with a bag and a baseball bat. Every time someone does something stupid on the road, they get knocked the fuck out with the baseball bat, and have their car keys taken from them on the spot.