Quotes from the wise and funny

[Arthur Dent]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 jokes that aren't funny."
- Ken's Pen (19??-2002)