In this thread - We steal peoples gimmicks

[Ken'sPen]

I have a bad cold,
I have been sneezing my head off all day.
The good news is every time I sneeze I have an orgasm,
I am just lucky that way.
I also came three times in the Doctors office.
once when I sucked on the tongue depressor,
again when he put the stethascope on my chest.
and once when I was reading Reader's Digest in the waiting room.