08-23-2003, 12:45 PM
Comedian Dave Atell from Comedy Centrals
"Late Night With Dave Atell"
I saw one of his stand up routines on tv one night and it was hillarious.
He said "Most people just look away from people who are missing limbs but not me, hell no"!
"If I see a guy with one leg I'm going right up to him...this guy has information..like what elevator is out, which set of stairs to take and the shortest route to the hooker on Alpine Drive!"
"And people who are missing limbs always have a cool story too".
"Like the guy missing a leg says "Landmine, 69'!"
Or the guy with one arm "Snowblower and a bottle of Jack".
"You see a guy with one tooth, where's the story there"?
"Ooooh, uh....I like taffy".
"Late Night With Dave Atell"
I saw one of his stand up routines on tv one night and it was hillarious.
He said "Most people just look away from people who are missing limbs but not me, hell no"!
"If I see a guy with one leg I'm going right up to him...this guy has information..like what elevator is out, which set of stairs to take and the shortest route to the hooker on Alpine Drive!"
"And people who are missing limbs always have a cool story too".
"Like the guy missing a leg says "Landmine, 69'!"
Or the guy with one arm "Snowblower and a bottle of Jack".
"You see a guy with one tooth, where's the story there"?
"Ooooh, uh....I like taffy".