What if you were born somewhere else?

[Grumpy]

Lets see......

Europe:

Germany - sucked monkey cock. I hated Frankfurt.
Belgium - unfuckin believable. The people are super friendly and the place is beautiful.
France - do I really have to comment on this one?

Caribbean:
Aruba - nice if you want water and gambling. That's about all there is.
Barbados - outrageous. The best time I had.
Jamaica - ya man. Dats da place to beeeee...........

Canada was okay. I was young and ignorant. didn't do much.

and of course, Turkey....my motherland. I'm very jaded about it but I always have a good time. Good food, great resorts.